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A Slightly Dark Fairytale...

Once upon a time there lived a very beautiful princess in a far away magical kingdom.

There also lived, in a nearby, slightly less magical kingdom a rather mean and scary wizard who had long fancied himself a suitor of the aforementioned princess.

One fateful spring day while the princess was enjoying the company of several attractive young men, at the same time(*nudge* *nudge* *wink* *wink*), the evil wizard attacked them with goblins and ogres and trolls and all manor of foul and disgusting creatures of the night.

All the suitors, being bread to be the most attractive suitors in the land, were unequipped to fight this unholy force, as they had never gotten around to learning the art of warfare as it conflicted with their classes in hair maintenance and “glint” smiling...

So they died. All of them.

The evil wizard took the beautiful young princess back to his slightly less magical kingdom, locked her away in the dungeon and did all manor of vile, depraved and sadistic things to her for many, many years.

She enjoyed every minute of it.

the end

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elizabethr
Jan. 3rd, 2007 07:44 am (UTC)
*singing*
"Why smilest thou, Lord Dragon, sir?" asked our hero in armor laden.
"Why, you'd smile too," the worm replied, "if you'd just eaten a maiden."
photospeck
Jan. 3rd, 2007 07:51 am (UTC)
i see you've watched my copy of "secretary" ;)
celedraug
Jan. 3rd, 2007 03:45 pm (UTC)
fairytales
I see I'm not the only one who thought of either Gilda, Sleeping Beauty or "The Secretary".

Watch out, next might be "The Pet"! *grin*

therrin
Jan. 6th, 2007 02:31 am (UTC)
Re: fairytales
Argh. My brain! It's melting.

I couldn't even watch the preview for The Pet without it setting my teeth on edge with the bad acting.
alpiyn
Jan. 3rd, 2007 05:11 pm (UTC)
You posted it? Thats hilarious!
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